The Attitude Adjustment Device™

...the Official Certified Device of The International Society for the Advancement of Attitude Adjustment. Made of 100% non-toxic EVA Foam, The Device looks exactly like a foot-long piece of a wood 2x4. Each side is clearly marked Official Certified Attitude Adjustment Device™ and is included in the Deluxe Membership Kit, along with an Official User Guide and Welcome Letter from our President Ralph B. Crankless.

The Device™ is self-activating and ready to use upon arrival. 12" L x 3 3/8" W x 1 1/2" H--just like a real 2x4 The Device weighs only 3.8 oz. Made of 100% EVA foam--a non-toxic foam used to make many products from children’s toys to foam mats and shoe insoles. Features: soft, flexible, durable, waterproof and safe. With proper care The Device will provide years of fun and enjoyment.

Join the International Society for the Advancement of Attitude Adjustment for FREE and receive your personalized, downloadable Membership Certificate and Membership Card in just minutes. Then order your Device and adjust attitudes for years to come. We recommend a Device for both home and office, it makes a great gift too. Members are encouraged to read the Official User Guide prior to deployment of the Device. Members should prominently display their Membership Certificate and carry their Membership Card at all times.

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