Join our Society! Our Mission: To eliminate all whining, rudeness, grandiosity, temper tantrums, arrogance, snit fits and any other toxic behavior that contaminates our planet.
Our
Motto:Quondam Super Caput Capitis
(Translation:Once, Upside the HeadOur Guarantee: We guarantee The Device will deliver hours of fun and laughter.
Membership Certificate and Card:
After you've purchased your device, click here to download and print your free Membership Certificate and Membership Card.
Our Pledge:
I, ___________________, do hereby solemnly swear to uphold the Standards of the International Society for the Advancement of Attitude Adjustment.
I pledge to:
- Maintain a positive and productive attitude at all times.
- Self administer The Device when and as frequently as necessary, should I fail to maintain said positive attitude.
- Strive at all times to actively work to further the global effort to eliminate all whining, rudeness, grandiosity, temper tantrums, arrogance and all such toxic behaviors that contaminate our planet.
- Actively work to expand the membership of the Society to the extent that in the near future the need to administer The Device will no longer exist anywhere on the planet.
